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shenunigans) wrote2018-02-09 09:28 pm
shenunigans) wrote2018-02-09 09:28 pm
with all due respect i think youre already well aware of my wooing abilities your majesty
you say that like most of your punches aren't aiming below the belt
are you using my species against me
im crushed
its not like fins grow on trees you know
or that fins make anyone less of a douche for that matter
im crushed
its not like fins grow on trees you know
or that fins make anyone less of a douche for that matter
prove it
[Oooh qurl it's on. That is a perfect opportunity to get your ass into his room and waggle your fins at him.]
[Oooh qurl it's on. That is a perfect opportunity to get your ass into his room and waggle your fins at him.]
youre lucky youre hot because that was awful
look heres a better one
hey did you know you give me perfect hindsight because your ass is 20/20
look heres a better one
hey did you know you give me perfect hindsight because your ass is 20/20
it does that sometimes yeah
are you saying you dont like it
are you saying you dont like it
just what are you implying your highness
is this a royal invitation for me to get on my knightly knees and work some magic for you
is this a royal invitation for me to get on my knightly knees and work some magic for you
just exactly how much walking am i gonna have to do
ah who am i kidding
id walk 500 miles through snow and dane cook movies for this
ah who am i kidding
id walk 500 miles through snow and dane cook movies for this
both of them are crap things to wade for
its symbolic of my appreciation for your booty among other things
i could just take the trolley
but that would make it easy wouldnt it
i dunno
give me your address and ill work some miracles
its symbolic of my appreciation for your booty among other things
i could just take the trolley
but that would make it easy wouldnt it
i dunno
give me your address and ill work some miracles
uno momento
[As he dresses himself for leaving the house and proceeds to do so, continuing to message Feferi as he does.]
anything that screams unhealthy
like doritos
cheesy stuff i guess
i dunno
im a human trash dispenser ill probably eat anything
[Now he's hauling ass on the trolley and waiting before he gets off at the allocated stop and starts to walk again.]
[As he dresses himself for leaving the house and proceeds to do so, continuing to message Feferi as he does.]
anything that screams unhealthy
like doritos
cheesy stuff i guess
i dunno
im a human trash dispenser ill probably eat anything
[Now he's hauling ass on the trolley and waiting before he gets off at the allocated stop and starts to walk again.]
Hey Dave,
Sorry about Percy. He told me some of the stuff he said and yeahhh. Hope it um. Wasn't too awkward.
So I realised that I never asked you what you do for fun here. You're a knight. Do you have a sword here? Maybe we can spar. :)
Sorry about Percy. He told me some of the stuff he said and yeahhh. Hope it um. Wasn't too awkward.
So I realised that I never asked you what you do for fun here. You're a knight. Do you have a sword here? Maybe we can spar. :)
toodles
[He could text as well, but he could also run into a pole or someone scantily clad and there's really no recovering from a fuck up like that. So he focuses on walking and working his way to her front door, standing there for a long moment to think about how he should knock before settling for something quick and jaunty.]
Heyo, delivery for the princess.
[He could text as well, but he could also run into a pole or someone scantily clad and there's really no recovering from a fuck up like that. So he focuses on walking and working his way to her front door, standing there for a long moment to think about how he should knock before settling for something quick and jaunty.]
Heyo, delivery for the princess.
Edited 2014-11-19 05:08 (UTC)
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