[Voice mail / Private contact]

[shenunigans]

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Comments

[shenunigans]

with all due respect i think youre already well aware of my wooing abilities your majesty

[fintastic]

)(----EY!
T)(at's not fair!

[shenunigans]

you say that like most of your punches aren't aiming below the belt

[fintastic]

W)(ale yea)( but it's cute w)(en I do it!
Grow some fins, and t)(en we'll talk!

[shenunigans]

are you using my species against me
im crushed
its not like fins grow on trees you know


or that fins make anyone less of a douche for that matter

[fintastic]

But fins DO make you cuter.
Don't lie Dave.
You love t)(e fins!

[shenunigans]

prove it

[Oooh qurl it's on. That is a perfect opportunity to get your ass into his room and waggle your fins at him.]

[fintastic]

Okay, I will!

[ Hopefully he's ready because she's going to come glub at him until he is defeated. ]

[fintastic]

)(ey Dave, w)(en is a door not a door?





W)(en it's ajar! 38D

I )(eard t)(at and I t)(oug)(t it was funny and t)(at you mig)(t like it too.

[shenunigans]

youre lucky youre hot because that was awful

look heres a better one
hey did you know you give me perfect hindsight because your ass is 20/20

[fintastic]

Tell me somefin i don't know!

But do you know w)(y I don't trust stairs?
It's because t)(ey are always up to somet)(ing!

[shenunigans]

ok
did you know your jokes suck

[fintastic]

U)(MMMM my jokes are AW-ESOM-E.
Your face is w)(at sucks!

[shenunigans]

it does that sometimes yeah
are you saying you dont like it

[fintastic]

)(mmmm...
I would like to reserve judgement on t)(at!
You will need to give a demonstration first. 38)
In person!

[shenunigans]

just what are you implying your highness
is this a royal invitation for me to get on my knightly knees and work some magic for you

[fintastic]

Yes! You s)(all meet me at my new )(ive as soon as you are available!
By order of t)(e Princess!!

[shenunigans]

just exactly how much walking am i gonna have to do
ah who am i kidding
id walk 500 miles through snow and dane cook movies for this

[fintastic]

I don't know about eit)(er of t)(ose t)(ings!
But you could just take t)(e trolley.
T)(en you wouldn't )(ave to do muc)( walking at all!
But maybe I could meet you somew)(ere.
I would just like to )(ang out again at all.

did you wanna make this action or move to a log???

[shenunigans]

both of them are crap things to wade for
its symbolic of my appreciation for your booty among other things
i could just take the trolley
but that would make it easy wouldnt it
i dunno
give me your address and ill work some miracles

booyah

[fintastic]

Okay!

[ There is in fact an address attached to this message! ]

So I will see you in a little w)(ile?
O)(, and w)(at is your favorite kind of snack??

[shenunigans]

uno momento

[As he dresses himself for leaving the house and proceeds to do so, continuing to message Feferi as he does.]

anything that screams unhealthy
like doritos
cheesy stuff i guess
i dunno
im a human trash dispenser ill probably eat anything

[Now he's hauling ass on the trolley and waiting before he gets off at the allocated stop and starts to walk again.]

[fintastic]

Okay, I'll see w)(at I can do!
Bye for now, t)(en!

[ She can still use the communicator while she's gathering snacks, but it's just a little too much distraction for her.

[ex_knowledge575]

Hey Dave,

Sorry about Percy. He told me some of the stuff he said and yeahhh. Hope it um. Wasn't too awkward.

So I realised that I never asked you what you do for fun here. You're a knight. Do you have a sword here? Maybe we can spar. :)

[shenunigans]

toodles

[He could text as well, but he could also run into a pole or someone scantily clad and there's really no recovering from a fuck up like that. So he focuses on walking and working his way to her front door, standing there for a long moment to think about how he should knock before settling for something quick and jaunty.]

Heyo, delivery for the princess.