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Comments

[shenunigans]

wow no
dont you dare play the frondship card on me

[fintastic]

I will play w)(ic)(ever and as many glubbing cards as I want!
And you can't stop me!

[shenunigans]

only because you outrank me

[fintastic]

T)(at's not it, I'm not really a princess anymore.
But I am cute t)(an you!

[shenunigans]

do you really expect me to fight you on that one

because i will
im way cuter

[fintastic]

[ OH NO HE DI'INT ]

I t)(ink you are a little conc)(fused.
I am D-------EFINIT-ELY cuter!

[shenunigans]

nope
you might look cuter
and make cute fish puns
and dress cuter

but when i flutter my fuckin eye lashes all the boys are fucking herding my yard

[fintastic]

W)(ale t)(en prove it!

[shenunigans]

with all due respect i think youre already well aware of my wooing abilities your majesty

[fintastic]

)(----EY!
T)(at's not fair!

[shenunigans]

you say that like most of your punches aren't aiming below the belt

[fintastic]

W)(ale yea)( but it's cute w)(en I do it!
Grow some fins, and t)(en we'll talk!

[shenunigans]

are you using my species against me
im crushed
its not like fins grow on trees you know


or that fins make anyone less of a douche for that matter

[fintastic]

But fins DO make you cuter.
Don't lie Dave.
You love t)(e fins!

[shenunigans]

prove it

[Oooh qurl it's on. That is a perfect opportunity to get your ass into his room and waggle your fins at him.]

[fintastic]

Okay, I will!

[ Hopefully he's ready because she's going to come glub at him until he is defeated. ]