[Voice mail / Private contact]

[shenunigans]

"Seinfeld In HD - George Costanza Answering Machine" (Watch on YouTube)

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voice

[shenunigans]

Heh. [He appreciates it, but he's absolutely terrible at this.] Call the cops cuz I don't give a fuck, we're gonna kick it old school. We can just pretend none of the dumb stuff ever happened.

voice

[thoughtandflow]

But I am the cops. Unless I call Sollux.

Anyway, move to second the motion that we ignore the shenanigans and focus on the rad broship that is ours.

voice

[shenunigans]

The non-troll cops. Unless there's seriously only you guys manning this ship, I'd be pretty damn worried.

Sweet, it's legit then. Let the broship begin.

voice

[thoughtandflow]

Please. We could totally handle this ship by ourselves.

[Maybe]

Excellent. I believe the custom is now some procedure or something to solidify the deal we just made.

voice

[shenunigans]

I wanna say 'I'd like to see you try' but I really, really don't. So I'll take your word for it, I guess.

You mean a brofist or something else? Do trolls have a thing for it?

voice

[thoughtandflow]

You know you really would.

I don't know. Brofist works. I don't think we really tend to make these kinds of deals enough to have a thing for it.

voice

[shenunigans]

Another super persuasive argument. You have 'em in spades, lady.

I guess 'just friends' isn't that much of a big deal, huh? Well. Brofist is all I got.