There is so much wrong with the idea of Dave being the smoothest, particularly when he doesn't factor in Feferi's excitable nature. It's not like it's one of her most endearing qualities or anything, nosiree. He's trying so hard to make this as perfect as possible by doing everything right, and really it's hard not to feel like it's going damn well when she's pushing him back. He doesn't resist the movement, he knows a girl is into it when she pushes a guy back like that.
Yup. With a view like that, it's pretty difficult to see the- ow. That sure was his shades smacking him on the forehead. "Jesus." He groans. Not so much because it hurt but god fucking damn he sucks so much at this that life is trying to fuck him over. He gives his forehead a rub like the overdramatic man child he is, letting out a long, grumpy whine. "I'm seeing stars here."
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Date: 2013-09-20 06:08 am (UTC)Yup. With a view like that, it's pretty difficult to see the- ow. That sure was his shades smacking him on the forehead. "Jesus." He groans. Not so much because it hurt but god fucking damn he sucks so much at this that life is trying to fuck him over. He gives his forehead a rub like the overdramatic man child he is, letting out a long, grumpy whine. "I'm seeing stars here."
Never missing a chance to complain or make a cheesy pick up line any day.