"You're shitting me." He puts things so eloquently, doesn't he? He sounds a hell of a lot like he's sucking up right now, but it's genuine. Surprisingly enough. He doesn't really need to give her asspats when she's got her boobs in his hands.

A brow raises at the request, shifting so his chin is resting on her chest. "Do girls, uh, like it when guys do that?" There's no way that question wouldn't be awkward. "Guess I figured it was for the guys or something." You fool. But whatever, he's gonna scoot up again, inadvertently rubbing his boner up against her as he does. He feels like he should be embarrassed, but damn it feels good. He thinks he can figure this sex thing out already.

As a test, he's going to do both of these highly complicated moves at once. He grinds his hips down against her hips, squeezing her breasts with a little more gusto this time. Yep. This is definitely the sex.