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Brosephine Strider homestuck the birth giver. broverlord. the literal jesus. if we could stick together shit might not suck so much. not allowed to die again for legal purposes.	Anna frozen pleasestopdatingmybrotheritmakesthischartlookfuckingsick. cute. good friend. eye witness to my bare legs, doomed from the start. good at dancing and changing the tone of a situation with a bambi blink. at least shes safe with bro.
Elsa frozen worlds most adorable judgment dispenser. started this friendship by hitting on her, i think i stopped at some point and we were all glad for it. gonna get her through this.	Steve fucking Rogers mcu oh my god what is this. what are we. are you actually a figment of my imagination, did you really tuck me into my fucking bed. i'm so confused. i think i might be learning things from you.
Tony goddamn Stark mcu five years ago if you told me tony stark was going to psuedo adopt me into his super family i would say yes absolutely of course that would happen. fact is 11 year old me was a fucking moron and this is ridiculous. i think this is how one feels about a father figure??? respect?? wary admiration and a desire to make him proud? feels lame. feels right. i like driving his car. robodad.	Clara robocop so apparently this is what having a mom feels like which is really jarring because tv leads us to believe its a hoot. i feel bad when bad things happen and i cant stop them from happening so i feel like im a crap son. shes great, hate her veggies and i dont need coddling but she needs to do it so i just let it happen. gonna miss her if i ever have to go.
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Feferi ❤ homestuck most recently received the official girlfriend badge. sucks to be her, she's stuck with me now. hard to describe why i like her so much. she makes things feel less horrible, spending time with her is prime time. good kisser. really hot, like damn. smoking hot. don't fuck this up, strider. i think i would have gone crazy a long time ago without her.	Karkat homestuck the most pompous annoying and oversensitive jackass in the universe. best friend levels increasing. he gets me, i get him, we know our shit better than anyone else. worried hes going to get in over his dumb head in all this bullshit but ill be there to heft him out like the brave little sack of crap he is. im not glad hes here but i need him.
Cleminem twd little shit, basically. shes been through hell so i guess we have that in common. she deserves better than being stuck here, but so do lots of people i guess. i keep not getting her to the end of the arenas and i really need to stop that shit. hanging out with her is fun, its great to pretend youre 11 and not a 16 year old fuck up. i got plenty of stupid projects to distract her with.	Punchy wildstorm comics at first i was like is this guy serious with the ghetto talk because he sounded like a fucking 90s hiphop album, then i realised he was serious and it was like dude. never judge a myspace page by the autoplay and blingee gifs, he reminds me of how things were before they were shit. wish we could have chilled more before the inevitable awful let one rip. i miss him. i hate his puppet, im sorry.
Sam mcu the whole super family thing is incredibly fucking lame, but the uncle sam pun is too incredible to be denied. i dont think he realises hes a famous hero? i probably shouldnt spoil him for that one. really cool. down to earth. appreciates good art and hazing steve like any good american.	Terezi homestuck got me through the dark years. probably wouldnt have made it as far as i did without her harsh and heavy handed guidance. doubt she realised she prepped me pretty well for the games as well as the game back home. dont talk much anymore. dont know why, dont want to ask. didnt think id ever miss being licked but here we are.
Arya got fierce little mama with one hell of a stank face. terrible taste in guardians but i cant tell her otherwise. i wanna know her better but its hard to tell if i piss her off or if she likes the company. soon we will duel.	Merlyn Once and Future King depressingly senile. really goddamn old, i can tell by the pixels. he does not put up with my shit whatsoever but i like him anyway, gonna look out for him in arenas.
Oceana panem oc pretty cool as far as stylists go. indulges my taste for capes and suits but mercilessly carts me out in heels with half shirts and half hairs. theory confirmed, stylists are fueled by the embarrassment of their tributes. luckily she's hot, he's also hot.	Swann panem oc sweeter than an inhuman amount of icecream and dinosaur sprinkles. reminds me of a strange amalgamation of some people i know back home. weirdly comforting but wow i do not need my hand held. much. terrible taste in guys who have no appreciation for art.
Carlos wtnv i can barely remember his voice but i remember his hair and the science. i hope hes okay somewhere, i miss him. he was a good solid nerd. the bravest nerd i ever saw impaled on some stairs.	Cecil wtnv someone that i also miss. he had some major character development between praising me for dying and making that announcement. sorry about the apple juice, i hope the shirt made up for it and also that you arent dead. ceclos otp.
Albert cyborg a sincere hardass with a soft spot for i dont know what. good listener. good and thoughtful gift giver. kind of regret not getting to know him better. had some good talks, really hope he isnt dead.	Bucky mcu doesnt really get jokes. perpetually feel like im probably pissing him off. really good at smashing things, i aspire to be that good at it one day. i hope whatever is wrong gets better for him soon.
Signless homestuck seemingly the better parts of karkat and crunchy vantas. waiting for him to be truly annoying so i know hes really related to them, get the feeling you have to prod hard to get him springing his neck frills skyward like a scorned lizard. possesses a sense of humor, i owe him a rap. literal troll jesus, is exactly how i pictured him from the one time i looked at a bible.	Psiioniic homestuck oh my god he is profoundly annoying. we get it humans are weird but consider this, trolls. trolls are weird. obviously he reminds me of sollux, every bit as hard to fucking befriend as well. don't hate him despite everything. knows how to run a good joke, at least.
Bruce mcu its the fucking hulk. what more do i need to say? ugh. alright. he makes an amazing crepe and hes kind of comforting in a disarming way like that teacher you expect to hate but actually really like. id probably get As if he taught science. i like it when he shames tony.	Clint mcu one time he shot me in the head. it was awesome. i had it coming. but whatever. kind of aloof and intimidating, shocking i know. maybe one day i can get him to show me how to do the thing with the arrow where it flies and it hits things.
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Venus marvel glad we finally talked shit out. i was an asshole to her and that was a the darkest timeline. not to say she wasnt a huge bitch too, but im glad we get along. shes pretty cool.	Molotov venture bros i dunno if i completely forgive her for brutally murdering me, but i appreciate the cookies anyway. shes hot, also undeniably good at what she does. pretty fun to talk to, seems like shed be cool to have as a friend. i trust her with arya.
Gary original hes the billy zabka to my karate kid. i probably dont hate him that much but holy shit how is anyone that dense. i have trouble believing hes for real because who unironically becomes a popstar at his age? hes the human equivalent to having a rubix cube shoved up your ass.	Joel tlou asshole. probably doesnt remember me. doesnt love clem as much as me. officially banned from texas.
Tom marvel cant believe i let a guy with a mustache like that fool me. can choke on a bag of dicks for all i care.	Initiate homestuck first he tried to kill me, then we were allies, then we were sort of friends, then he was dating terezi and i was kind of jealous. idk what he is to me now, but this neat little package is a really fucking suspicious end to the story. hes probably legitimately crap.