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💀 Character Information
Name: Dave Strider
Canon: Homestuck
Canon Point: [S] Collide, adapted so that he and Terezi do not escape the explosion.
Age: 16
Description: A noodle in sunglasses. Dave is a pretty average looking guy, aside from the fact that he has dope red eyes. His blond hair is a finely sculpted bowl cut with sideburns and spikes, but he got them freckles. He's tall for his age and he dresses like that guy who dropped out of highschool and pushes his rap singles on Facebook.
Physical changes: Dave's one physical change will be, pending your approval, SICK GOTHIC DEMON WINGS. If need be, they can start out as sprouty little things and flourish into slightly less sprouty wings.
Powers:
Dave's specialty is Time Travel, but it is very ingrained in the way Homestuck functions as a canon. It's sort of like the movie Looper. As in, he can create time loops to alter outcomes and do things like invest in the past and make himself rich in the future. The catch here is that these loops must be stable or, like in most time travel canons, it creates fuckery that can't be fixed without murder-suicide.

Within the game, Dave has ascended to a level called God Tier. It has made him biologically immortal, meaning he is capable of living without things like nourishment or sleep. Death for God Tiers is only possible if the terms of the death are Heroic (self-sacrifice) or Just (you had that death coming, jerk).

Fancy powers also include flight and enhanced agility, he is wicked quick and pretty darn good at the whole fighting thing.

History: Wiki link
Hell Status: Hell Newbie.
What Brings Them To Hell: Rampant and vitriolic atheism, suicide, abusing his time travel powers for investment banking, cussing, mocking the blind and the occasional inappropriate thought about genetic relations (mostly moms).
The Pitch:
♥ White dude who raps. Writes his own raps. Writes his own raps in red pen.
♥ White dude raps about Obama.
♥ Has a huge complex about heroes and not being one.
♥ Wears a cape. Likes the cape. Doesn't care that he's romping around in a snuggie.
♥ Has a crippling fear of puppets.
♥ Selfie game = legitimately strong
♥ So hipster he has a photo lab in his old room.
♥ Doesn't break the fourth wall but seems at least semi-aware that he's got a character arc. Points out cliches in story writing.
♥ Popculture references that end around 2009 because of an impromptu trip to space.
♥ Knows more aliens than humans.
♥ Has a furry OC and isn't afraid to use it.
♥ His own powers give him an inferiority complex, thanks clones.
♥ A budding paleontologist.
♥ Used to collect dead things in jars despite his own horrible fear of his untimely death.
♥ Has a strong bond with a mute little man who wears rags and thinks he's the mayor.
♥ His glasses belonged to Ben Stiller and they are symbolic of his attempt to grow out of his Bro's shadow.
♥ Bless this mess.
Setting Fit:
Dave is going to do everything humanly possible to pretend he isn't bothered by the fact that he's in Hell. It's going to eat at him, he's going to wonder what the heck he did and probably develop a complex for his complex about it. He is, for some reason, more positive than he lets on. He'll try to make the most of the situation. Hell is for making friends, sweating and growing wings. The fact that it's an eternity will probably dawn on him on a near constant basis, so he'll be looking for things to pass the time.

Dave is probably going to seek out all the other teen rebels in the Hell joint. He isn't really a leader type, but he'll probably try to replicate the network of friends he has back in space. He's an oddball and socially awkward, but every now and then he has the ability to grow a friend or two. Being alone would make being in heck much, much less tolerable. It'll be like his very own teen sitcom where they hang out in diners and chat about boys and eternal damnation.

Within the social group he finds and Hell, he's probably going to find his niche. He's probably going to pick up a bunch of dumb hobbies and a bunch of shitty jobs because he has all the time in the world to do a whole lot of nothing. At some point, he might aspire to be a part of the Hell Welcoming Committee so he can bother people upon their arrival. Anything that doesn't make his existence feel miserable and futile is something he will happily seek out. Dope skate tricks are go, antagonizing people who are bigger than him is go and indulging the full unruly teen without a home trope is go.

Or he'll wind up sleeping a lot.

He is one hundred percent here for the quirky parts of Hell. He's here for the bastardised Tim Burton adventure. He's going to make fun of it a lot, he's going to try not to take it too seriously. He's going to enrich his life with heck, he's going to be conflicted about whether he really wants his friends to start showing up.
Samples:
its dat boi
o shit waddup
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