I bet it wouldn't be if you tried. It can't be more awkward t)(an my not-really-ancestor! )(-E doesn't instinctively want to stab you with pointy t)(ings!
pretty sure trying is what makes it awkward look there are a lot of expectations between us and we kind of have a mutual thing going where we pretend its not a big deal
no he doesnt want to poke me with anything at least i hope not
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shenunigans) wrote2018-02-09 09:28 pm
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or him
its kind of more awkward than anything
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It can't be more awkward t)(an my not-really-ancestor!
)(-E doesn't instinctively want to stab you with pointy t)(ings!
...rig)(t?
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look
there are a lot of expectations between us and we kind of have a mutual thing going where we pretend its not a big deal
no
he doesnt want to poke me with anything
at least
i hope not
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But it is!
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its really not a big deal
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oh snap
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T)(at is one of t)(e many perks of my fronds)(ip!
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dont you dare play the frondship card on me
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And you can't stop me!
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But I am cute t)(an you!
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because i will
im way cuter
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I t)(ink you are a little conc)(fused.
I am D-------EFINIT-ELY cuter!
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you might look cuter
and make cute fish puns
and dress cuter
but when i flutter my fuckin eye lashes all the boys are fucking herding my yard
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T)(at's not fair!
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Grow some fins, and t)(en we'll talk!
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im crushed
its not like fins grow on trees you know
or that fins make anyone less of a douche for that matter
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Don't lie Dave.
You love t)(e fins!
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[Oooh qurl it's on. That is a perfect opportunity to get your ass into his room and waggle your fins at him.]
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