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GARGLEBLASTED / MOSTLY HARMLESS

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voice

[thoughtandflow]

Strider. We need to talk.

voice

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[Oh God, he knew this was coming.]

Do we? [Sarcasm is not gonna make this go any quicker.]

Okay. Shoot.

voice

[thoughtandflow]

When I get Ampora bugging me about quadrant shit? Yeah, we do. Not that I'm sure why you were even talking to him about it in the first place, by the way.

voice

[shenunigans]

What. [His voice is flat. He hadn't actually expected Eridan to go to Terezi...] When I get my hands on that guy I am opening a god damn sushi buffet.

I dunno how the subject came up. But it did. I didn't think he'd pry like that. [There's a short pause.] Or that it mattered, I guess.

voice

[thoughtandflow]

And I'm sure we'll all celebrate.

You want to tell me why he decided to come asking the questions he knows I'd never tell him the answers to?

[unconchonable]

ok i wwouldnt normally come to you like this but i got a bit of a uh
predicament
and im not sure wwho else to contact about it
kar seems to be missin and all his beasts havve somehoww found me
ONES A FUCKIN PLANT i dont evven knoww wwhat to do wwith this fuckin tiger
look if you can help me wwith these beasts ill owwn you bigger than shit ok

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woah nelly
so vantas is gone
like for good
christ were dropping like fucking flies here

and what the hell do you expect me to do here
the hell am i steve irwin
im not even sound in the moral support area
you must be desperate

[unconchonable]

yeah the stupid assblood didnt evven havve the decency to say good bye

i dont knoww wwho stevve irwwin is but if he can help in this situation i suggest you start learnin a thing or twwo about bein him BECAUSE I HAVVE NO IDEA WWHAT IM DOIN
i aint desperate i just need some help

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its not like anyone before him did anything but dump a whole lot of useless crap on us
guess hes just following suit

steve irwin is a cool guy
he fights crocodiles and doesnt afraid of anything
i figured capslocking was a thing you did when you were desperate
desperate for help
pretty sure you contacted the worst man for the job fishpora

[fintastic]

Aw Dave. 38)
It was very nice of you to make some slam poetry to back me up!
Your friend is kind of a butthead!

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first off its rap
not slam poetry
there arent nearly enough bongos for it to be poetry
secondly hes my brother not my friend
my brother in a universe where im old and famous and one of you guys is trying to get up in earths grill
or did
im not sure

thirdly
youre welcome i guess

[fintastic]

O)( yea)(...
T)(at was probably my ancestor, )(u)(?
I'm nofin like )(er t)(oug)(, I would never do anyt)(ing bad to -Eart)(!

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yeah but like
he doesnt know that does he

CITY OF ARIEL

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[fintastic]

)(ey Dave, w)(en is a door not a door?





W)(en it's ajar! 38D

I )(eard t)(at and I t)(oug)(t it was funny and t)(at you mig)(t like it too.

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youre lucky youre hot because that was awful

look heres a better one
hey did you know you give me perfect hindsight because your ass is 20/20

[fintastic]

Tell me somefin i don't know!

But do you know w)(y I don't trust stairs?
It's because t)(ey are always up to somet)(ing!

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ok
did you know your jokes suck

[ex_knowledge575]

Hey Dave,

Sorry about Percy. He told me some of the stuff he said and yeahhh. Hope it um. Wasn't too awkward.

So I realised that I never asked you what you do for fun here. You're a knight. Do you have a sword here? Maybe we can spar. :)

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so what you mean to say is
you told percy a bunch of stuff i said
percy told me that
and now youre here
telling me a bunch of stuff that i said to percy
about what percy said to me
about what i said to you
no thats not awkward at all

i have a shitty katana
its decent for sparring
i didnt know you got your slice on
guess i shouldnt be surprised

[ex_knowledge575]

Not really a bunch? He just wanted to know if you were good to me. You can't blame him for that. In fact, I can tell you what I told him if you want. :p

And of course I grilled him about what he said to you. Wouldn't you do the same thing?

If you're mad at me that's cool. This whole seeing other people thing is hard for me to work out too. I know I seem like I have all the answers but I don't. Not always.

I do get my slice on. I have a pretty nifty sword and a dagger as well, although it's made of a material that isn't working with the power nerfs right now. Guess I need to sleep with more people.

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what
my ass isnt chafed over it or anything dumbass im just pointing out the irony here
its funny
i am laughing so hard
ha
haha
hahaha
lol
okay

youre both cute in the way that adorable children are when they tell the teacher that youve been skipping class
you cant stay mad at them so you exact your revenge slowly and precisely before they even realised what happened
but thats just a metaphor of course

i had an assload of awesome swords but all they thought to pack me was this snappable piece of shit from some shitty replica store
i had welsh swords
magic swords
i had excalibur
shit would have fit in my rucksack to because i snapped it getting it out of the damn rock
anyway
yeah
fighting
woo

[allyorfoe]

[Someone found his video to Jason amusing, but didn't want to say anything. So instead, Dave will find this taped to his door the next time he cares to look.]

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[Dave is pretty steamed from bickering with Merlyn when he finally leaves his room again. He catches sight of the picture and leans in to squint at it. He has no idea where it came from, but between the questionable anatomy and the atrocious spelling he can feel himself becoming enamored with it already.

He spares a glance around before he tweaks the picture down and murmurs to himself.]

Thanks, Hagrid. [He needs to step into his room and hang this on his wall somewhere. In an artsy, hipster way. He may need to find a frame.]