He is stirring shit because he's weirdly attached to knowing what the hell is going on. Mmh, I guess he does. Don't really think he's all that good at starting shit unless it works for him somehow.
Or unless he thinks it might. Success isn't a requirement.
[See: Meteorgate]
Last I remember was talking to Aranea. We were about to meet up with the other Peixes when the Thor decided it missed the pleasure of my company and dragged me back.
Look, when I say I don't have an issue with it- I really don't. Of all the stupid things I could take issue with, it is not this thing. I'm fine. It's just weird as hell and confusing to be a step ahead of everyone else, but I should be used to that already. It'll be fine. You guys do your thing and I'll get over it in like a day. If that.
I like you and I...'m okay with Vantas. As okay as you get with that guy, anyway. It's probably better if we keep the humans out of the relationship bingo anyway.
[Oh. Well fuck. Truthfully, last time Dave was here, things never progressed in that direction. If anything, there was pale further complicated by matters with Sollux.
But now this all makes entirely too much sense.]
For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I don't want this to become a bigger thing between us than it needs to be...I've done the whole distant from you thing before and it sucks. But I also probably kind of deserve it so, you know.
It's cool. Like I said, it's no big. It was a big...unavoidable thing. I don't even care. [Much.]
Oh hell no, don't start that crap. You are not going to avoid me because it's awkward. We're bros, we're in this for the long haul. We're all just gonna have to deal with it.
Heh. [He appreciates it, but he's absolutely terrible at this.] Call the cops cuz I don't give a fuck, we're gonna kick it old school. We can just pretend none of the dumb stuff ever happened.
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Date: 2013-03-11 11:29 am (UTC)He is stirring shit because he's weirdly attached to knowing what the hell is going on. Mmh, I guess he does. Don't really think he's all that good at starting shit unless it works for him somehow.
We didn't. What's the last thing you remember?
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Date: 2013-03-11 11:31 am (UTC)[See: Meteorgate]
Last I remember was talking to Aranea. We were about to meet up with the other Peixes when the Thor decided it missed the pleasure of my company and dragged me back.
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Date: 2013-03-11 11:37 am (UTC)[He pauses for a pretty long time, wondering how he's even going to explain this.]
Right. So you're waaaaay back before they brought in the cast of Trolls of Our Lives and everything went crazy town.
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Date: 2013-03-11 11:40 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:00 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:03 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:06 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:08 pm (UTC)Okay. I remember we hung out a lot. How much closer are we talking, and I want specific answers here.
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Date: 2013-03-11 12:16 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:17 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:19 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:20 pm (UTC)Because as of last month Karkat and I agreed to be matesprits and I need to know if that's going to be an issue.
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Date: 2013-03-11 12:24 pm (UTC)[Because the curt answer really makes that seem likely.]
Congrats.
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Date: 2013-03-11 12:25 pm (UTC)You know I know when you're lying, Dave.
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Date: 2013-03-11 12:27 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:30 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:36 pm (UTC)[The most frustrated of sighs.]
Look, when I say I don't have an issue with it- I really don't. Of all the stupid things I could take issue with, it is not this thing. I'm fine. It's just weird as hell and confusing to be a step ahead of everyone else, but I should be used to that already. It'll be fine. You guys do your thing and I'll get over it in like a day. If that.
I like you and I...'m okay with Vantas. As okay as you get with that guy, anyway. It's probably better if we keep the humans out of the relationship bingo anyway.
voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:41 pm (UTC)[Oh. Well fuck. Truthfully, last time Dave was here, things never progressed in that direction. If anything, there was pale further complicated by matters with Sollux.
But now this all makes entirely too much sense.]
For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I don't want this to become a bigger thing between us than it needs to be...I've done the whole distant from you thing before and it sucks. But I also probably kind of deserve it so, you know.
voice
Date: 2013-03-11 02:34 pm (UTC)Oh hell no, don't start that crap. You are not going to avoid me because it's awkward. We're bros, we're in this for the long haul. We're all just gonna have to deal with it.
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Date: 2013-03-11 06:55 pm (UTC)[Which is her trying to pull this back onto a lighter track because she's so relieved he's said that]
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Date: 2013-03-12 03:08 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-12 12:10 pm (UTC)Anyway, move to second the motion that we ignore the shenanigans and focus on the rad broship that is ours.
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Date: 2013-03-15 09:34 am (UTC)Sweet, it's legit then. Let the broship begin.
voice
Date: 2013-03-18 07:50 am (UTC)[Maybe]
Excellent. I believe the custom is now some procedure or something to solidify the deal we just made.
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Date: 2013-03-20 03:39 pm (UTC)You mean a brofist or something else? Do trolls have a thing for it?
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