evven if its just the normal sorta deal i dont fuckin appreciate it any
then be like him and put this tiger in its fuckin place it keeps tryin to eat my cape and not alwways sometimes its for emphasis i dont care if youre the wworst or the fuckin best just get your pink husk here and help me
[Eridan thinks about responding, but fuck it, he can just say what he wants once Dave is here. Of course, him waiting is no easy thing, and probably is the singular reason why he's so worked up by the time Dave gets there. Sure, there's a tiger and other shit around, bit come on, he was so being dramatic over that, and now he's just riled, because goddamnit Dave!]
[When the knock sounds, he yanks the door open, offering Dave a scathing look.]
You better not fuckin' laugh at this situation I'm in, or I'll feed you to the tiger an' write that off as your "helpin'" me!
[With that said, he motions Dave inside.]
Now come on, you need to help me tame these fuckin' beasts... Sure, maybe the tiger is a bit much for anyone to know what to do right off the bat but... I dunno, you got any experience with squeakbeasts?
Is that really the look you're going to give the guy who came running to your assistance? Christ. They need a fucking manners school for you nasty ass bitches. [He pushes past Eridan without much care for his gesturing.]
Nope. I never had a pet. I had puppets. Pretty sure I was more like Bro's pet than anything, to be perfectly honest. [He taps his finger on his chin.] I remember that I liked being fed. Maybe we should do that.
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Date: 2013-04-24 02:53 am (UTC)then be like him and put this tiger in its fuckin place
it keeps tryin to eat my cape
and not alwways sometimes its for emphasis
i dont care if youre the wworst or the fuckin best just get your pink husk here and help me
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Date: 2013-04-27 03:28 pm (UTC)got it
commiting it to memory
what the fuck am i meant to do with a tiger ampora
your ass is grass if you think im going to be any help
augh
whatever
im coming so i can fucking laugh at you
brb
[And in a few minutes, Eridan will hear a knock at the door.]
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Date: 2013-05-08 03:33 am (UTC)[When the knock sounds, he yanks the door open, offering Dave a scathing look.]
You better not fuckin' laugh at this situation I'm in, or I'll feed you to the tiger an' write that off as your "helpin'" me!
[With that said, he motions Dave inside.]
Now come on, you need to help me tame these fuckin' beasts... Sure, maybe the tiger is a bit much for anyone to know what to do right off the bat but... I dunno, you got any experience with squeakbeasts?
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Date: 2013-05-08 06:16 pm (UTC)Nope. I never had a pet. I had puppets. Pretty sure I was more like Bro's pet than anything, to be perfectly honest. [He taps his finger on his chin.] I remember that I liked being fed. Maybe we should do that.