ok i wwouldnt normally come to you like this but i got a bit of a uh predicament and im not sure wwho else to contact about it kar seems to be missin and all his beasts havve somehoww found me ONES A FUCKIN PLANT i dont evven knoww wwhat to do wwith this fuckin tiger look if you can help me wwith these beasts ill owwn you bigger than shit ok
yeah the stupid assblood didnt evven havve the decency to say good bye
i dont knoww wwho stevve irwwin is but if he can help in this situation i suggest you start learnin a thing or twwo about bein him BECAUSE I HAVVE NO IDEA WWHAT IM DOIN i aint desperate i just need some help
its not like anyone before him did anything but dump a whole lot of useless crap on us guess hes just following suit
steve irwin is a cool guy he fights crocodiles and doesnt afraid of anything i figured capslocking was a thing you did when you were desperate desperate for help pretty sure you contacted the worst man for the job fishpora
evven if its just the normal sorta deal i dont fuckin appreciate it any
then be like him and put this tiger in its fuckin place it keeps tryin to eat my cape and not alwways sometimes its for emphasis i dont care if youre the wworst or the fuckin best just get your pink husk here and help me
[Eridan thinks about responding, but fuck it, he can just say what he wants once Dave is here. Of course, him waiting is no easy thing, and probably is the singular reason why he's so worked up by the time Dave gets there. Sure, there's a tiger and other shit around, bit come on, he was so being dramatic over that, and now he's just riled, because goddamnit Dave!]
[When the knock sounds, he yanks the door open, offering Dave a scathing look.]
You better not fuckin' laugh at this situation I'm in, or I'll feed you to the tiger an' write that off as your "helpin'" me!
[With that said, he motions Dave inside.]
Now come on, you need to help me tame these fuckin' beasts... Sure, maybe the tiger is a bit much for anyone to know what to do right off the bat but... I dunno, you got any experience with squeakbeasts?
Is that really the look you're going to give the guy who came running to your assistance? Christ. They need a fucking manners school for you nasty ass bitches. [He pushes past Eridan without much care for his gesturing.]
Nope. I never had a pet. I had puppets. Pretty sure I was more like Bro's pet than anything, to be perfectly honest. [He taps his finger on his chin.] I remember that I liked being fed. Maybe we should do that.
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Date: 2013-04-18 03:43 am (UTC)predicament
and im not sure wwho else to contact about it
kar seems to be missin and all his beasts havve somehoww found me
ONES A FUCKIN PLANT i dont evven knoww wwhat to do wwith this fuckin tiger
look if you can help me wwith these beasts ill owwn you bigger than shit ok
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Date: 2013-04-18 10:53 am (UTC)so vantas is gone
like for good
christ were dropping like fucking flies here
and what the hell do you expect me to do here
the hell am i steve irwin
im not even sound in the moral support area
you must be desperate
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Date: 2013-04-21 03:22 am (UTC)i dont knoww wwho stevve irwwin is but if he can help in this situation i suggest you start learnin a thing or twwo about bein him BECAUSE I HAVVE NO IDEA WWHAT IM DOIN
i aint desperate i just need some help
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Date: 2013-04-22 04:08 am (UTC)guess hes just following suit
steve irwin is a cool guy
he fights crocodiles and doesnt afraid of anything
i figured capslocking was a thing you did when you were desperate
desperate for help
pretty sure you contacted the worst man for the job fishpora
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Date: 2013-04-24 02:53 am (UTC)then be like him and put this tiger in its fuckin place
it keeps tryin to eat my cape
and not alwways sometimes its for emphasis
i dont care if youre the wworst or the fuckin best just get your pink husk here and help me
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Date: 2013-04-27 03:28 pm (UTC)got it
commiting it to memory
what the fuck am i meant to do with a tiger ampora
your ass is grass if you think im going to be any help
augh
whatever
im coming so i can fucking laugh at you
brb
[And in a few minutes, Eridan will hear a knock at the door.]
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Date: 2013-05-08 03:33 am (UTC)[When the knock sounds, he yanks the door open, offering Dave a scathing look.]
You better not fuckin' laugh at this situation I'm in, or I'll feed you to the tiger an' write that off as your "helpin'" me!
[With that said, he motions Dave inside.]
Now come on, you need to help me tame these fuckin' beasts... Sure, maybe the tiger is a bit much for anyone to know what to do right off the bat but... I dunno, you got any experience with squeakbeasts?
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Date: 2013-05-08 06:16 pm (UTC)Nope. I never had a pet. I had puppets. Pretty sure I was more like Bro's pet than anything, to be perfectly honest. [He taps his finger on his chin.] I remember that I liked being fed. Maybe we should do that.