what my ass isnt chafed over it or anything dumbass im just pointing out the irony here its funny i am laughing so hard ha haha hahaha lol okay
youre both cute in the way that adorable children are when they tell the teacher that youve been skipping class you cant stay mad at them so you exact your revenge slowly and precisely before they even realised what happened but thats just a metaphor of course
i had an assload of awesome swords but all they thought to pack me was this snappable piece of shit from some shitty replica store i had welsh swords magic swords i had excalibur shit would have fit in my rucksack to because i snapped it getting it out of the damn rock anyway yeah fighting woo
[ Okay Annabeth's relieved. So relieved. Seeing other people was trickier than she thought sometimes. ]
Oh. Well good. Hades. Except the whole revenge part. That better be a metaphor. Never forget that you're fucking a demigoddess of battle strategy and war, Strider. :)
In which case, it's best you don't play chess with me. Unless you want to lose. But yeah, I've been known to wield a sword or two in my time, if you want to have a go.
Damn, I want to see all these swords. You'll have to send me pictures sometime. Mine looks like this.
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my ass isnt chafed over it or anything dumbass im just pointing out the irony here
its funny
i am laughing so hard
ha
haha
hahaha
lol
okay
youre both cute in the way that adorable children are when they tell the teacher that youve been skipping class
you cant stay mad at them so you exact your revenge slowly and precisely before they even realised what happened
but thats just a metaphor of course
i had an assload of awesome swords but all they thought to pack me was this snappable piece of shit from some shitty replica store
i had welsh swords
magic swords
i had excalibur
shit would have fit in my rucksack to because i snapped it getting it out of the damn rock
anyway
yeah
fighting
woo
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Oh. Well good. Hades. Except the whole revenge part. That better be a metaphor. Never forget that you're fucking a demigoddess of battle strategy and war, Strider. :)
In which case, it's best you don't play chess with me. Unless you want to lose. But yeah, I've been known to wield a sword or two in my time, if you want to have a go.
Damn, I want to see all these swords. You'll have to send me pictures sometime. Mine looks like this.
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no secret plans in the works here
what would i know about chess
move diagonally
kill pawns
or i could just play poker
because i have a hell of a face for it
i dont have pictures
i could try drawing them but my artistic talent would be wasted
is that sanitary to use