I don't know about eit)(er of t)(ose t)(ings! But you could just take t)(e trolley. T)(en you wouldn't )(ave to do muc)( walking at all! But maybe I could meet you somew)(ere. I would just like to )(ang out again at all.
did you wanna make this action or move to a log???
both of them are crap things to wade for its symbolic of my appreciation for your booty among other things i could just take the trolley but that would make it easy wouldnt it i dunno give me your address and ill work some miracles
[He could text as well, but he could also run into a pole or someone scantily clad and there's really no recovering from a fuck up like that. So he focuses on walking and working his way to her front door, standing there for a long moment to think about how he should knock before settling for something quick and jaunty.]
[Dave's brows shoot up when the door flies open, like he wasn't expecting her to be quite so damn ready. His hand hand only just fallen back to his side, now he's slinking into her new place.
He gives his arms a halfhearted flex when she calls him a knight, following it with a small smirk.]
I'm getting a real sense of deja-vu here, y'know. [Only this time he's pretty sure they aren't just going to get straight in her bed and stay there.]
so what you mean to say is you told percy a bunch of stuff i said percy told me that and now youre here telling me a bunch of stuff that i said to percy about what percy said to me about what i said to you no thats not awkward at all
i have a shitty katana its decent for sparring i didnt know you got your slice on guess i shouldnt be surprised
Not really a bunch? He just wanted to know if you were good to me. You can't blame him for that. In fact, I can tell you what I told him if you want. :p
And of course I grilled him about what he said to you. Wouldn't you do the same thing?
If you're mad at me that's cool. This whole seeing other people thing is hard for me to work out too. I know I seem like I have all the answers but I don't. Not always.
I do get my slice on. I have a pretty nifty sword and a dagger as well, although it's made of a material that isn't working with the power nerfs right now. Guess I need to sleep with more people.
what my ass isnt chafed over it or anything dumbass im just pointing out the irony here its funny i am laughing so hard ha haha hahaha lol okay
youre both cute in the way that adorable children are when they tell the teacher that youve been skipping class you cant stay mad at them so you exact your revenge slowly and precisely before they even realised what happened but thats just a metaphor of course
i had an assload of awesome swords but all they thought to pack me was this snappable piece of shit from some shitty replica store i had welsh swords magic swords i had excalibur shit would have fit in my rucksack to because i snapped it getting it out of the damn rock anyway yeah fighting woo
[ Okay Annabeth's relieved. So relieved. Seeing other people was trickier than she thought sometimes. ]
Oh. Well good. Hades. Except the whole revenge part. That better be a metaphor. Never forget that you're fucking a demigoddess of battle strategy and war, Strider. :)
In which case, it's best you don't play chess with me. Unless you want to lose. But yeah, I've been known to wield a sword or two in my time, if you want to have a go.
Damn, I want to see all these swords. You'll have to send me pictures sometime. Mine looks like this.
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shenunigans) wrote2018-02-09 09:28 pm
CITY OF ARIEL
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W)(en it's ajar! 38D
I )(eard t)(at and I t)(oug)(t it was funny and t)(at you mig)(t like it too.
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look heres a better one
hey did you know you give me perfect hindsight because your ass is 20/20
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But do you know w)(y I don't trust stairs?
It's because t)(ey are always up to somet)(ing!
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did you know your jokes suck
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Your face is w)(at sucks!
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are you saying you dont like it
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I would like to reserve judgement on t)(at!
You will need to give a demonstration first. 38)
In person!
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is this a royal invitation for me to get on my knightly knees and work some magic for you
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By order of t)(e Princess!!
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ah who am i kidding
id walk 500 miles through snow and dane cook movies for this
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But you could just take t)(e trolley.
T)(en you wouldn't )(ave to do muc)( walking at all!
But maybe I could meet you somew)(ere.
I would just like to )(ang out again at all.
did you wanna make this action or move to a log???
its symbolic of my appreciation for your booty among other things
i could just take the trolley
but that would make it easy wouldnt it
i dunno
give me your address and ill work some miracles
booyah
[ There is in fact an address attached to this message! ]
So I will see you in a little w)(ile?
O)(, and w)(at is your favorite kind of snack??
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[As he dresses himself for leaving the house and proceeds to do so, continuing to message Feferi as he does.]
anything that screams unhealthy
like doritos
cheesy stuff i guess
i dunno
im a human trash dispenser ill probably eat anything
[Now he's hauling ass on the trolley and waiting before he gets off at the allocated stop and starts to walk again.]
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Bye for now, t)(en!
[ She can still use the communicator while she's gathering snacks, but it's just a little too much distraction for her.
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[He could text as well, but he could also run into a pole or someone scantily clad and there's really no recovering from a fuck up like that. So he focuses on walking and working his way to her front door, standing there for a long moment to think about how he should knock before settling for something quick and jaunty.]
Heyo, delivery for the princess.
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My knight in... [ She looks him over briefly, for effect. ] ...in synthetic armor! Come in, let me show you around!
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He gives his arms a halfhearted flex when she calls him a knight, following it with a small smirk.]
I'm getting a real sense of deja-vu here, y'know. [Only this time he's pretty sure they aren't just going to get straight in her bed and stay there.]
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Sorry about Percy. He told me some of the stuff he said and yeahhh. Hope it um. Wasn't too awkward.
So I realised that I never asked you what you do for fun here. You're a knight. Do you have a sword here? Maybe we can spar. :)
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you told percy a bunch of stuff i said
percy told me that
and now youre here
telling me a bunch of stuff that i said to percy
about what percy said to me
about what i said to you
no thats not awkward at all
i have a shitty katana
its decent for sparring
i didnt know you got your slice on
guess i shouldnt be surprised
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And of course I grilled him about what he said to you. Wouldn't you do the same thing?
If you're mad at me that's cool. This whole seeing other people thing is hard for me to work out too. I know I seem like I have all the answers but I don't. Not always.
I do get my slice on. I have a pretty nifty sword and a dagger as well, although it's made of a material that isn't working with the power nerfs right now. Guess I need to sleep with more people.
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my ass isnt chafed over it or anything dumbass im just pointing out the irony here
its funny
i am laughing so hard
ha
haha
hahaha
lol
okay
youre both cute in the way that adorable children are when they tell the teacher that youve been skipping class
you cant stay mad at them so you exact your revenge slowly and precisely before they even realised what happened
but thats just a metaphor of course
i had an assload of awesome swords but all they thought to pack me was this snappable piece of shit from some shitty replica store
i had welsh swords
magic swords
i had excalibur
shit would have fit in my rucksack to because i snapped it getting it out of the damn rock
anyway
yeah
fighting
woo
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Oh. Well good. Hades. Except the whole revenge part. That better be a metaphor. Never forget that you're fucking a demigoddess of battle strategy and war, Strider. :)
In which case, it's best you don't play chess with me. Unless you want to lose. But yeah, I've been known to wield a sword or two in my time, if you want to have a go.
Damn, I want to see all these swords. You'll have to send me pictures sometime. Mine looks like this.
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no secret plans in the works here
what would i know about chess
move diagonally
kill pawns
or i could just play poker
because i have a hell of a face for it
i dont have pictures
i could try drawing them but my artistic talent would be wasted
is that sanitary to use