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Heh. [He appreciates it, but he's absolutely terrible at this.] Call the cops cuz I don't give a fuck, we're gonna kick it old school. We can just pretend none of the dumb stuff ever happened.

But I am the cops. Unless I call Sollux.

Anyway, move to second the motion that we ignore the shenanigans and focus on the rad broship that is ours.

The non-troll cops. Unless there's seriously only you guys manning this ship, I'd be pretty damn worried.

Sweet, it's legit then. Let the broship begin.

Please. We could totally handle this ship by ourselves.

[Maybe]

Excellent. I believe the custom is now some procedure or something to solidify the deal we just made.

I wanna say 'I'd like to see you try' but I really, really don't. So I'll take your word for it, I guess.

You mean a brofist or something else? Do trolls have a thing for it?

You know you really would.

I don't know. Brofist works. I don't think we really tend to make these kinds of deals enough to have a thing for it.

Another super persuasive argument. You have 'em in spades, lady.

I guess 'just friends' isn't that much of a big deal, huh? Well. Brofist is all I got.

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