Dave can be smart, calculating and quick witted. He can scheme and he can be subtle when he wants to. Most of the time? He's pretty dense. Especially when it comes to girls, alien girls. Alien girls who are weirdly friendly.

"I think I would know by now." It's water. You get in it and you get all soggy and uncomfortable, who even cares? Not Dave. He does suspect that giggle, but he doesn't really pick up on it. Girls man, always giggling. "You want this towel or not?"