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shenunigans) wrote2018-02-09 09:28 pm
shenunigans) wrote2018-02-09 09:28 pm
It's not an issue.
[Because the curt answer really makes that seem likely.]
Congrats.
[Because the curt answer really makes that seem likely.]
Congrats.
[Even less likely to the girl who can smell lies]
You know I know when you're lying, Dave.
You know I know when you're lying, Dave.
I'm not lying. You want to date Vantas, I'm not gonna stop you. There isn't any reason for me to have an issue with it.
Because you were my whozit first.
[The most frustrated of sighs.]
Look, when I say I don't have an issue with it- I really don't. Of all the stupid things I could take issue with, it is not this thing. I'm fine. It's just weird as hell and confusing to be a step ahead of everyone else, but I should be used to that already. It'll be fine. You guys do your thing and I'll get over it in like a day. If that.
I like you and I...'m okay with Vantas. As okay as you get with that guy, anyway. It's probably better if we keep the humans out of the relationship bingo anyway.
[The most frustrated of sighs.]
Look, when I say I don't have an issue with it- I really don't. Of all the stupid things I could take issue with, it is not this thing. I'm fine. It's just weird as hell and confusing to be a step ahead of everyone else, but I should be used to that already. It'll be fine. You guys do your thing and I'll get over it in like a day. If that.
I like you and I...'m okay with Vantas. As okay as you get with that guy, anyway. It's probably better if we keep the humans out of the relationship bingo anyway.
Oh.
[Oh. Well fuck. Truthfully, last time Dave was here, things never progressed in that direction. If anything, there was pale further complicated by matters with Sollux.
But now this all makes entirely too much sense.]
For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I don't want this to become a bigger thing between us than it needs to be...I've done the whole distant from you thing before and it sucks. But I also probably kind of deserve it so, you know.
[Oh. Well fuck. Truthfully, last time Dave was here, things never progressed in that direction. If anything, there was pale further complicated by matters with Sollux.
But now this all makes entirely too much sense.]
For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I don't want this to become a bigger thing between us than it needs to be...I've done the whole distant from you thing before and it sucks. But I also probably kind of deserve it so, you know.
It's cool. Like I said, it's no big. It was a big...unavoidable thing. I don't even care. [Much.]
Oh hell no, don't start that crap. You are not going to avoid me because it's awkward. We're bros, we're in this for the long haul. We're all just gonna have to deal with it.
Oh hell no, don't start that crap. You are not going to avoid me because it's awkward. We're bros, we're in this for the long haul. We're all just gonna have to deal with it.
All right. I can do that. But just so you know, that was your last chance. You're stuck with me now, like it or not.
[Which is her trying to pull this back onto a lighter track because she's so relieved he's said that]
[Which is her trying to pull this back onto a lighter track because she's so relieved he's said that]
Heh. [He appreciates it, but he's absolutely terrible at this.] Call the cops cuz I don't give a fuck, we're gonna kick it old school. We can just pretend none of the dumb stuff ever happened.
But I am the cops. Unless I call Sollux.
Anyway, move to second the motion that we ignore the shenanigans and focus on the rad broship that is ours.
Anyway, move to second the motion that we ignore the shenanigans and focus on the rad broship that is ours.
The non-troll cops. Unless there's seriously only you guys manning this ship, I'd be pretty damn worried.
Sweet, it's legit then. Let the broship begin.
Sweet, it's legit then. Let the broship begin.
Please. We could totally handle this ship by ourselves.
[Maybe]
Excellent. I believe the custom is now some procedure or something to solidify the deal we just made.
[Maybe]
Excellent. I believe the custom is now some procedure or something to solidify the deal we just made.
I wanna say 'I'd like to see you try' but I really, really don't. So I'll take your word for it, I guess.
You mean a brofist or something else? Do trolls have a thing for it?
You mean a brofist or something else? Do trolls have a thing for it?
You know you really would.
I don't know. Brofist works. I don't think we really tend to make these kinds of deals enough to have a thing for it.
I don't know. Brofist works. I don't think we really tend to make these kinds of deals enough to have a thing for it.
Another super persuasive argument. You have 'em in spades, lady.
I guess 'just friends' isn't that much of a big deal, huh? Well. Brofist is all I got.
I guess 'just friends' isn't that much of a big deal, huh? Well. Brofist is all I got.
ok i wwouldnt normally come to you like this but i got a bit of a uh
predicament
and im not sure wwho else to contact about it
kar seems to be missin and all his beasts havve somehoww found me
ONES A FUCKIN PLANT i dont evven knoww wwhat to do wwith this fuckin tiger
look if you can help me wwith these beasts ill owwn you bigger than shit ok
predicament
and im not sure wwho else to contact about it
kar seems to be missin and all his beasts havve somehoww found me
ONES A FUCKIN PLANT i dont evven knoww wwhat to do wwith this fuckin tiger
look if you can help me wwith these beasts ill owwn you bigger than shit ok
woah nelly
so vantas is gone
like for good
christ were dropping like fucking flies here
and what the hell do you expect me to do here
the hell am i steve irwin
im not even sound in the moral support area
you must be desperate
so vantas is gone
like for good
christ were dropping like fucking flies here
and what the hell do you expect me to do here
the hell am i steve irwin
im not even sound in the moral support area
you must be desperate
yeah the stupid assblood didnt evven havve the decency to say good bye
i dont knoww wwho stevve irwwin is but if he can help in this situation i suggest you start learnin a thing or twwo about bein him BECAUSE I HAVVE NO IDEA WWHAT IM DOIN
i aint desperate i just need some help
i dont knoww wwho stevve irwwin is but if he can help in this situation i suggest you start learnin a thing or twwo about bein him BECAUSE I HAVVE NO IDEA WWHAT IM DOIN
i aint desperate i just need some help
Edited 2013-04-21 03:22 (UTC)
its not like anyone before him did anything but dump a whole lot of useless crap on us
guess hes just following suit
steve irwin is a cool guy
he fights crocodiles and doesnt afraid of anything
i figured capslocking was a thing you did when you were desperate
desperate for help
pretty sure you contacted the worst man for the job fishpora
guess hes just following suit
steve irwin is a cool guy
he fights crocodiles and doesnt afraid of anything
i figured capslocking was a thing you did when you were desperate
desperate for help
pretty sure you contacted the worst man for the job fishpora
evven if its just the normal sorta deal i dont fuckin appreciate it any
then be like him and put this tiger in its fuckin place
it keeps tryin to eat my cape
and not alwways sometimes its for emphasis
i dont care if youre the wworst or the fuckin best just get your pink husk here and help me
then be like him and put this tiger in its fuckin place
it keeps tryin to eat my cape
and not alwways sometimes its for emphasis
i dont care if youre the wworst or the fuckin best just get your pink husk here and help me
because underneath all your bitching and whining youre a sensitive soul who loves too much
got it
commiting it to memory
what the fuck am i meant to do with a tiger ampora
your ass is grass if you think im going to be any help
augh
whatever
im coming so i can fucking laugh at you
brb
[And in a few minutes, Eridan will hear a knock at the door.]
got it
commiting it to memory
what the fuck am i meant to do with a tiger ampora
your ass is grass if you think im going to be any help
augh
whatever
im coming so i can fucking laugh at you
brb
[And in a few minutes, Eridan will hear a knock at the door.]
[Eridan thinks about responding, but fuck it, he can just say what he wants once Dave is here. Of course, him waiting is no easy thing, and probably is the singular reason why he's so worked up by the time Dave gets there. Sure, there's a tiger and other shit around, bit come on, he was so being dramatic over that, and now he's just riled, because goddamnit Dave!]
[When the knock sounds, he yanks the door open, offering Dave a scathing look.]
You better not fuckin' laugh at this situation I'm in, or I'll feed you to the tiger an' write that off as your "helpin'" me!
[With that said, he motions Dave inside.]
Now come on, you need to help me tame these fuckin' beasts... Sure, maybe the tiger is a bit much for anyone to know what to do right off the bat but... I dunno, you got any experience with squeakbeasts?
[When the knock sounds, he yanks the door open, offering Dave a scathing look.]
You better not fuckin' laugh at this situation I'm in, or I'll feed you to the tiger an' write that off as your "helpin'" me!
[With that said, he motions Dave inside.]
Now come on, you need to help me tame these fuckin' beasts... Sure, maybe the tiger is a bit much for anyone to know what to do right off the bat but... I dunno, you got any experience with squeakbeasts?
Is that really the look you're going to give the guy who came running to your assistance? Christ. They need a fucking manners school for you nasty ass bitches. [He pushes past Eridan without much care for his gesturing.]
Nope. I never had a pet. I had puppets. Pretty sure I was more like Bro's pet than anything, to be perfectly honest. [He taps his finger on his chin.] I remember that I liked being fed. Maybe we should do that.
Nope. I never had a pet. I had puppets. Pretty sure I was more like Bro's pet than anything, to be perfectly honest. [He taps his finger on his chin.] I remember that I liked being fed. Maybe we should do that.
first off its rap
not slam poetry
there arent nearly enough bongos for it to be poetry
secondly hes my brother not my friend
my brother in a universe where im old and famous and one of you guys is trying to get up in earths grill
or did
im not sure
thirdly
youre welcome i guess
not slam poetry
there arent nearly enough bongos for it to be poetry
secondly hes my brother not my friend
my brother in a universe where im old and famous and one of you guys is trying to get up in earths grill
or did
im not sure
thirdly
youre welcome i guess
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