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voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:24 pm (UTC)[Because the curt answer really makes that seem likely.]
Congrats.
voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:25 pm (UTC)You know I know when you're lying, Dave.
voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:27 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:30 pm (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:36 pm (UTC)[The most frustrated of sighs.]
Look, when I say I don't have an issue with it- I really don't. Of all the stupid things I could take issue with, it is not this thing. I'm fine. It's just weird as hell and confusing to be a step ahead of everyone else, but I should be used to that already. It'll be fine. You guys do your thing and I'll get over it in like a day. If that.
I like you and I...'m okay with Vantas. As okay as you get with that guy, anyway. It's probably better if we keep the humans out of the relationship bingo anyway.
voice
Date: 2013-03-11 12:41 pm (UTC)[Oh. Well fuck. Truthfully, last time Dave was here, things never progressed in that direction. If anything, there was pale further complicated by matters with Sollux.
But now this all makes entirely too much sense.]
For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I don't want this to become a bigger thing between us than it needs to be...I've done the whole distant from you thing before and it sucks. But I also probably kind of deserve it so, you know.
voice
Date: 2013-03-11 02:34 pm (UTC)Oh hell no, don't start that crap. You are not going to avoid me because it's awkward. We're bros, we're in this for the long haul. We're all just gonna have to deal with it.
voice
Date: 2013-03-11 06:55 pm (UTC)[Which is her trying to pull this back onto a lighter track because she's so relieved he's said that]
voice
Date: 2013-03-12 03:08 am (UTC)voice
Date: 2013-03-12 12:10 pm (UTC)Anyway, move to second the motion that we ignore the shenanigans and focus on the rad broship that is ours.
voice
Date: 2013-03-15 09:34 am (UTC)Sweet, it's legit then. Let the broship begin.
voice
Date: 2013-03-18 07:50 am (UTC)[Maybe]
Excellent. I believe the custom is now some procedure or something to solidify the deal we just made.
voice
Date: 2013-03-20 03:39 pm (UTC)You mean a brofist or something else? Do trolls have a thing for it?
voice
Date: 2013-03-20 03:46 pm (UTC)I don't know. Brofist works. I don't think we really tend to make these kinds of deals enough to have a thing for it.
voice
Date: 2013-03-21 10:28 am (UTC)I guess 'just friends' isn't that much of a big deal, huh? Well. Brofist is all I got.
(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-18 03:43 am (UTC)predicament
and im not sure wwho else to contact about it
kar seems to be missin and all his beasts havve somehoww found me
ONES A FUCKIN PLANT i dont evven knoww wwhat to do wwith this fuckin tiger
look if you can help me wwith these beasts ill owwn you bigger than shit ok
(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-18 10:53 am (UTC)so vantas is gone
like for good
christ were dropping like fucking flies here
and what the hell do you expect me to do here
the hell am i steve irwin
im not even sound in the moral support area
you must be desperate
(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-21 03:22 am (UTC)i dont knoww wwho stevve irwwin is but if he can help in this situation i suggest you start learnin a thing or twwo about bein him BECAUSE I HAVVE NO IDEA WWHAT IM DOIN
i aint desperate i just need some help
(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-22 04:08 am (UTC)guess hes just following suit
steve irwin is a cool guy
he fights crocodiles and doesnt afraid of anything
i figured capslocking was a thing you did when you were desperate
desperate for help
pretty sure you contacted the worst man for the job fishpora
(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-24 02:53 am (UTC)then be like him and put this tiger in its fuckin place
it keeps tryin to eat my cape
and not alwways sometimes its for emphasis
i dont care if youre the wworst or the fuckin best just get your pink husk here and help me
(no subject)
Date: 2013-04-27 03:28 pm (UTC)got it
commiting it to memory
what the fuck am i meant to do with a tiger ampora
your ass is grass if you think im going to be any help
augh
whatever
im coming so i can fucking laugh at you
brb
[And in a few minutes, Eridan will hear a knock at the door.]
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-08 03:33 am (UTC)[When the knock sounds, he yanks the door open, offering Dave a scathing look.]
You better not fuckin' laugh at this situation I'm in, or I'll feed you to the tiger an' write that off as your "helpin'" me!
[With that said, he motions Dave inside.]
Now come on, you need to help me tame these fuckin' beasts... Sure, maybe the tiger is a bit much for anyone to know what to do right off the bat but... I dunno, you got any experience with squeakbeasts?
(no subject)
Date: 2013-05-08 06:16 pm (UTC)Nope. I never had a pet. I had puppets. Pretty sure I was more like Bro's pet than anything, to be perfectly honest. [He taps his finger on his chin.] I remember that I liked being fed. Maybe we should do that.
(no subject)
Date: 2013-08-01 05:24 am (UTC)It was very nice of you to make some slam poetry to back me up!
Your friend is kind of a butthead!
(no subject)
Date: 2013-08-01 05:29 am (UTC)not slam poetry
there arent nearly enough bongos for it to be poetry
secondly hes my brother not my friend
my brother in a universe where im old and famous and one of you guys is trying to get up in earths grill
or did
im not sure
thirdly
youre welcome i guess